The Stellar Acting Career of

Troy McClure

Movies:

· "Make-Out King of Montana"

· "Calling All Quakers" (with Dolores Montenegro)

· "Gladys The Groovy Mule" (1957)

· "Dial M for Murderousness"

· The Erotic Adventures of Hercules"

· 'P' is for Psycho

· "The President's Neck is Missing!"

· "The Boatjacking of Supership 79"

· "Hydro, the Man With the Hydraulic Arms"

· "Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out"

· "Here Comes the Coast Guard"

· "Cry Yuma"

· "Preacher With a Shovel" (with Dolores Montenegro)

· "The Revenge of Abe Lincoln"

· "The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West"

· "Muppets Go Medieval" (1977 - with Dyan Cannon and The Muppets)

· "The Greatest Story Ever Hulaed"

· "They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall"

· "Meet Joe Blow"

· "Give My Remains to Broadway"

· "The Verdict Was Mail Fraud"

· "Leper in the Backfield"

· The Electric Gigolo"

· "The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel" (also director) (2)

· "David Vs. Super-Goliath" (Bible epic)

· "Suddenly Last Supper" (Bible epic)

· "Space Mutants VII: Cry of the Space Mutant"

· "The Itchy & Scratchy Movie" (bit part)

· "Jagged Attraction"

· "Look Who's Still Oinking"

· "Three Men And A Nuke"

· "Ten Was Too Many"

· "The Computer Wore Puka Shells"

· "The Frontier Family Get Deer Ticks"

· "The Mediocre Journey"

· "A Fish Taco Called Juanita" (with Cheech Marin!)

· "Human Fondue - Surviving the Wisconsin Dell's Cheese Factory Explosion"

· "All the President's Monkeys"

· "Android Beach Party"

· "Back to the Sequel"

· "Butter -- The Motion Picture"

· "The Cougar and the Polka King"

· "Cut it Out -- The Wacky Adventures of Jack the Ripper"

· "Dracula's Disco-Studio Fifty Gore"

· "Driving Mr. T"

· "Three Dames And a Dam" (1978 - with Nancy Robertson)

· "Saturnforce 3000"

· "Calling All Lumberjacks"

· "The Day Paul Bunyan Cried"

· "Radioactive Man III"

· "The Pulverizer"

· "Radioactive Man II: Bring On The Sequel"

· "Sleepless in Shelbyville"

· "The Unbearable Moistness of Sweating"

· "Coffee, Tea, or Fiddle Dee Dee"

· "Eenie Meeni Miney, Die"

· "A Bridge Too Far" (as Todd, the worlds unluckiest dentist)

· "Swing, Swang, Swung" (as Bobby, the happy-go-lucky boyhood friend of Ook-Ook the lip cancer chimp)

· "Three Men and a Bunsen Burner" (as the doomed Professor Landrew)

· "Wake Up, Finnegan" (as Paddy the relentless bell-ringer)

Notes

  1. "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" is the first McBain movie, according to the McBain trading card.

  2. Troy turned down the part of McBain's sidekick in "McBain IV : Fatal Discharge" to do "Contrabulous Fabtraption". [3F15]

TV Series (top)

  • [8F07] "Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory"

  • [8F07] "Buck Henderson, Union Buster"

  • [8F12] "Handel With Kare"

  • [4F20] "Son of Sanford and Son" (spinoff)

  • [4F20] "After Mannix" (spinoff)

  • [SC#6] "Troy McClure's Pre-Teen Soul Machine"

  • [SC#7] "Barnum - The Animated Series"

  • [SC #36] "The Adventures of Achilles" (with Hena, Democratically Elected Princess)

TV Specials (top)

  • [8F18] Miss American Girl Pageant (host)

  • [9F07] "Carnival of the Stars" (host)

  • [3F31] "Alien Nose Job" (Fox Network Special)

  • [3F31] "Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show" (Fox Network Special)

  • [3F31] "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular" (Host)

  • [4F20] "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase" (host)

  • [SC#29] "Troy McClure's Aloha from Louie's House of Shaved Ice" (Live Via Satellite!)

Musicals (top)

  • [3F15] "Stop the Planet of the Apes: I Want To Get Off!"

  • [TC] "Muttonchops" (A one-man musical tribute to the great thinkers of the 19th Century.)

  • [AD] "Trucks" (as Rod, the happy-go-lucky fire engine)

Cartoons (top)

  • [4F12] "Christmas Ape"

  • [4F12] "Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp"

Educational films and the like (top)

  • [8F16] "The World Without Zinc" (child actor?)

  • [8F22] "Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What"

  • [8F22] "Here Comes The Metric System"

  • [9F14] "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly"

  • [9F14] "60 Minutes of Car Crash Victims"

  • [9F14] "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass"

  • [9F14] "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot"

  • [2F15] Pepsi Presents Fractions

  • [3F03] Meat Council film : "Meat And You: Partners in Freedom" (1)

  • [3F03] "Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun"

  • [3F03] "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer"

  • [3F07] "Shoplifters BEWARE"

  • [3F07] "Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds"

  • [3F07] "Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness"

  • [3F13] "Young Jebediah Springfield" (A Watch-and-Learn Production)

  • [3F15] "Locker Room Towel Fight : The Blinding of Larry Driscoll"

  • [SC#12] Introducing the Biosphere to Springfield (short film)

  • [SC#23] "Learn French Toot Sweet While You Sleep" (language tape)

  • [SC#28] "Shellron's Colonialism Shamolonialism -- We Call it Work" (corporate sponsored)

  • [SC#28] "Schevitzco's 16 Minutes on the Meaning of Matzoh" (corporate sponsored)

  • [BM#1] "A Tree Grew In Springfield"

  • [SJ] "Turning Comics Into Movies"

Notes

  1. Note : The Meat Council film is number 3F03 in the "Resistance is Useless" Series.

Do-It-Yourself Videos (top)

  • [9F05] "Mothballing Your Battleship"

  • [9F05] "Dig Your Own Grave and Save"

  • [9F05] "The Half-Assed Guide to Foundation Repair"

Telethons (top)

  • [1F03] "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House"

  • [1F03] "Out With Gout '88"

  • [1F03] "Springfield Public Television Telethon"???

"I Can't Believe They Invented It!" (top)

  • [7F13] The Candy Bar That Cleans Teeth

  • [7F14] Eyeball Whitener

  • [8F07] Spiffy, the 21st Century Stain Remover

  • [9F20] The Juice Loosener

  • [AD] Styro-Glow! (the incredibly simple seventeen-step solution that makes your styrofoam look brand new)

  • [AD] New Improved Brick! (the waterproof sponge! Now in decorator colors!!)

  • [AD] Brew 'n' Chew (the beer flavored gum)

  • [AD] Obscenity! (the fragrance that isn't afraid to speak your mind!)

  • [AD] The Cobinolator! (87 hard-to-use tools in one! Instructions sold separately!)

Other Infomercials and Miscellaneous (top)

  • [8F03] Introductory video to the "Ah! Fudge" chocolate factory

  • [8F11] "We're Sending our Love Down the Well" (singing)

  • [8F14] Introductory video to "Rancho Relaxo"

  • [9F11] Voice-over for the Duff Gardens commercial

  • [9F19] The Springfield Squares

  • [1F21] Impulse Buying Network (IBN)

  • [3F12] "Herschel Schmoekel Krustofski, aka Krusty The Clown" (celebrity funeral)

  • [3F12] "Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye" (celebrity funeral)

  • [3F12] "Shemp Howard, Today We Mourn A Stooge" (celebrity funeral)

  • [5F13] "Welcome to the Knowledgeum" (automated information kiosk)

  • [5F13] "Welcome to Springfield Airport" (automated information kiosk)

  • [5F13] "Where's Nordstrom?" (automated information kiosk)

  • [SC#7] The Silent Partner & Wolfcastle & Krustofski Circus

  • [SC#7] Circus of the Washed-Up B-List Celebrities

  • [SC#9] "Not So Fast Mister Copperfield, What's That In Your Sock?" (memorable interruption)

  • [SC#9] "Your Honor I Object. Fatty Airbuckle was with Me the Whole Weekend" (memorable interruption)

  • [SC#12] "Operation Lice" (science project)

  • [SC#12] "Condos on Mars" (science project)

  • [SC#17] "Where in the Heck is the People's Republic of Kampuchea?" (travel)

  • [SC#17] "Boy, Oh Cheboygan!" (travel)

  • [SC#17] "Infomercial Theatre"

  • [SC#26] "Much Ado About Muffins"

  • [SC#26] "What About Grout"

  • [SC#26] "Chinchillas: Your Rodent to Riches"

  • [SC#26] "Krusty's Celebrity Psychic Hotline"

Self-Help Videos (top)

  • [1F05] "Adjusting Your Self-O-Stat" (with Brad Goodman)

  • [1F05] "Get Confident, Stupid!"

  • [1F05] "Smoke Yourself Thin"

  • [SC#5] "Kiss Your Butt Goodbye: Post-Meltdown Emergency Procedures"

Fragrances (top)

  • [3F15] "Smellin' of Troy" (maybe)

  • [SC#21] "Avoiding Reality"

Assorted Independent Products (top)

  • [SC#21] What are You Thinking? (17 Habits of Highly Ineffective People)

  • "Virtual Simpsons" CD-ROM (Introduction)

Publications (top)

  • [9F11] 101 Frozen Pops (featured on cover of Springfield Sperm Bank's mail order catalog with Professor Frink and Jacques)

  • [SC#9] "The Demure McClure" (life story)

Business Ventures (top)

  • [SC#32] So Sue me Sashimi and Sushi, Have Some Raw Fish While We Talk to You About Your Raw Deal! (with Lionel Hutz, Attorney at Law)

Medical Films (top)

  • [4F24] Med-Films Presents "Someone's in the Kitchen with DNA!"

  • [4F24] "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore"

  • [4F24] "Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face?"

Key to abbreviations (top)

  • #F## = episodes of "The Simpsons" TV show

  • SI = Simpsons Illustrated magazine

  • SC = Simpsons Comics

  • BM = Bartman comic book

  • RM = Radioactive Man comic book

  • SJ = Simpsons Joke Book Supplement to Hero Illustrated

  • TC = Trading Card

  • AD = AfterDark(tm) Simpsons Screen Saver