The Stellar Acting Career of
Troy McClure
Movies:
· "Make-Out King of Montana"
· "Calling All Quakers" (with Dolores Montenegro)
· "Gladys The Groovy Mule" (1957)
· "Dial M for Murderousness"
· The Erotic Adventures of Hercules"
· 'P' is for Psycho
· "The President's Neck is Missing!"
· "The Boatjacking of Supership 79"
· "Hydro, the Man With the Hydraulic Arms"
· "Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out"
· "Here Comes the Coast Guard"
· "Cry Yuma"
· "Preacher With a Shovel" (with Dolores Montenegro)
· "The Revenge of Abe Lincoln"
· "The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West"
· "Muppets Go Medieval" (1977 - with Dyan Cannon and The Muppets)
· "The Greatest Story Ever Hulaed"
· "They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall"
· "Meet Joe Blow"
· "Give My Remains to Broadway"
· "The Verdict Was Mail Fraud"
· "Leper in the Backfield"
· The Electric Gigolo"
· "The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel" (also director) (2)
· "David Vs. Super-Goliath" (Bible epic)
· "Suddenly Last Supper" (Bible epic)
· "Space Mutants VII: Cry of the Space Mutant"
· "The Itchy & Scratchy Movie" (bit part)
· "Jagged Attraction"
· "Look Who's Still Oinking"
· "Three Men And A Nuke"
· "Ten Was Too Many"
· "The Computer Wore Puka Shells"
· "The Frontier Family Get Deer Ticks"
· "The Mediocre Journey"
· "A Fish Taco Called Juanita" (with Cheech Marin!)
· "Human Fondue - Surviving the Wisconsin Dell's Cheese Factory Explosion"
· "All the President's Monkeys"
· "Android Beach Party"
· "Back to the Sequel"
· "Butter -- The Motion Picture"
· "The Cougar and the Polka King"
· "Cut it Out -- The Wacky Adventures of Jack the Ripper"
· "Dracula's Disco-Studio Fifty Gore"
· "Driving Mr. T"
· "Three Dames And a Dam" (1978 - with Nancy Robertson)
· "Saturnforce 3000"
· "Calling All Lumberjacks"
· "The Day Paul Bunyan Cried"
· "Radioactive Man III"
· "The Pulverizer"
· "Radioactive Man II: Bring On The Sequel"
· "Sleepless in Shelbyville"
· "The Unbearable Moistness of Sweating"
· "Coffee, Tea, or Fiddle Dee Dee"
· "Eenie Meeni Miney, Die"
· "A Bridge Too Far" (as Todd, the worlds unluckiest dentist)
· "Swing, Swang, Swung" (as Bobby, the happy-go-lucky boyhood friend of Ook-Ook the lip cancer chimp)
· "Three Men and a Bunsen Burner" (as the doomed Professor Landrew)
· "Wake Up, Finnegan" (as Paddy the relentless bell-ringer)
Notes
"Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" is the first McBain movie, according to the McBain trading card.
Troy turned down the part of McBain's sidekick in "McBain IV : Fatal Discharge" to do "Contrabulous Fabtraption". [3F15]
TV Series (top)
[8F07] "Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory"
[8F07] "Buck Henderson, Union Buster"
[8F12] "Handel With Kare"
[4F20] "Son of Sanford and Son" (spinoff)
[4F20] "After Mannix" (spinoff)
[SC#6] "Troy McClure's Pre-Teen Soul Machine"
[SC#7] "Barnum - The Animated Series"
[SC #36] "The Adventures of Achilles" (with Hena, Democratically Elected Princess)
TV Specials (top)
[8F18] Miss American Girl Pageant (host)
[9F07] "Carnival of the Stars" (host)
[3F31] "Alien Nose Job" (Fox Network Special)
[3F31] "Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show" (Fox Network Special)
[3F31] "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular" (Host)
[4F20] "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase" (host)
[SC#29] "Troy McClure's Aloha from Louie's House of Shaved Ice" (Live Via Satellite!)
Musicals (top)
[3F15] "Stop the Planet of the Apes: I Want To Get Off!"
[TC] "Muttonchops" (A one-man musical tribute to the great thinkers of the 19th Century.)
[AD] "Trucks" (as Rod, the happy-go-lucky fire engine)
Cartoons (top)
[4F12] "Christmas Ape"
[4F12] "Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp"
Educational films and the like (top)
[8F16] "The World Without Zinc" (child actor?)
[8F22] "Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What"
[8F22] "Here Comes The Metric System"
[9F14] "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly"
[9F14] "60 Minutes of Car Crash Victims"
[9F14] "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass"
[9F14] "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot"
[2F15] Pepsi Presents Fractions
[3F03] Meat Council film : "Meat And You: Partners in Freedom" (1)
[3F03] "Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun"
[3F03] "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer"
[3F07] "Shoplifters BEWARE"
[3F07] "Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds"
[3F07] "Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness"
[3F13] "Young Jebediah Springfield" (A Watch-and-Learn Production)
[3F15] "Locker Room Towel Fight : The Blinding of Larry Driscoll"
[SC#12] Introducing the Biosphere to Springfield (short film)
[SC#23] "Learn French Toot Sweet While You Sleep" (language tape)
[SC#28] "Shellron's Colonialism Shamolonialism -- We Call it Work" (corporate sponsored)
[SC#28] "Schevitzco's 16 Minutes on the Meaning of Matzoh" (corporate sponsored)
[BM#1] "A Tree Grew In Springfield"
[SJ] "Turning Comics Into Movies"
Notes
Note : The Meat Council film is number 3F03 in the "Resistance is Useless" Series.
Do-It-Yourself Videos (top)
[9F05] "Mothballing Your Battleship"
[9F05] "Dig Your Own Grave and Save"
[9F05] "The Half-Assed Guide to Foundation Repair"
Telethons (top)
[1F03] "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House"
[1F03] "Out With Gout '88"
[1F03] "Springfield Public Television Telethon"???
"I Can't Believe They Invented It!" (top)
[7F13] The Candy Bar That Cleans Teeth
[7F14] Eyeball Whitener
[8F07] Spiffy, the 21st Century Stain Remover
[9F20] The Juice Loosener
[AD] Styro-Glow! (the incredibly simple seventeen-step solution that makes your styrofoam look brand new)
[AD] New Improved Brick! (the waterproof sponge! Now in decorator colors!!)
[AD] Brew 'n' Chew (the beer flavored gum)
[AD] Obscenity! (the fragrance that isn't afraid to speak your mind!)
[AD] The Cobinolator! (87 hard-to-use tools in one! Instructions sold separately!)
Other Infomercials and Miscellaneous (top)
[8F03] Introductory video to the "Ah! Fudge" chocolate factory
[8F11] "We're Sending our Love Down the Well" (singing)
[8F14] Introductory video to "Rancho Relaxo"
[9F11] Voice-over for the Duff Gardens commercial
[9F19] The Springfield Squares
[1F21] Impulse Buying Network (IBN)
[3F12] "Herschel Schmoekel Krustofski, aka Krusty The Clown" (celebrity funeral)
[3F12] "Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye" (celebrity funeral)
[3F12] "Shemp Howard, Today We Mourn A Stooge" (celebrity funeral)
[5F13] "Welcome to the Knowledgeum" (automated information kiosk)
[5F13] "Welcome to Springfield Airport" (automated information kiosk)
[5F13] "Where's Nordstrom?" (automated information kiosk)
[SC#7] The Silent Partner & Wolfcastle & Krustofski Circus
[SC#7] Circus of the Washed-Up B-List Celebrities
[SC#9] "Not So Fast Mister Copperfield, What's That In Your Sock?" (memorable interruption)
[SC#9] "Your Honor I Object. Fatty Airbuckle was with Me the Whole Weekend" (memorable interruption)
[SC#12] "Operation Lice" (science project)
[SC#12] "Condos on Mars" (science project)
[SC#17] "Where in the Heck is the People's Republic of Kampuchea?" (travel)
[SC#17] "Boy, Oh Cheboygan!" (travel)
[SC#17] "Infomercial Theatre"
[SC#26] "Much Ado About Muffins"
[SC#26] "What About Grout"
[SC#26] "Chinchillas: Your Rodent to Riches"
[SC#26] "Krusty's Celebrity Psychic Hotline"
Self-Help Videos (top)
[1F05] "Adjusting Your Self-O-Stat" (with Brad Goodman)
[1F05] "Get Confident, Stupid!"
[1F05] "Smoke Yourself Thin"
[SC#5] "Kiss Your Butt Goodbye: Post-Meltdown Emergency Procedures"
Fragrances (top)
[3F15] "Smellin' of Troy" (maybe)
[SC#21] "Avoiding Reality"
Assorted Independent Products (top)
[SC#21] What are You Thinking? (17 Habits of Highly Ineffective People)
"Virtual Simpsons" CD-ROM (Introduction)
Publications (top)
[9F11] 101 Frozen Pops (featured on cover of Springfield Sperm Bank's mail order catalog with Professor Frink and Jacques)
[SC#9] "The Demure McClure" (life story)
Business Ventures (top)
[SC#32] So Sue me Sashimi and Sushi, Have Some Raw Fish While We Talk to You About Your Raw Deal! (with Lionel Hutz, Attorney at Law)
Medical Films (top)
[4F24] Med-Films Presents "Someone's in the Kitchen with DNA!"
[4F24] "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore"
[4F24] "Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face?"
Key to abbreviations (top)
#F## = episodes of "The Simpsons" TV show
SI = Simpsons Illustrated magazine
SC = Simpsons Comics
BM = Bartman comic book
RM = Radioactive Man comic book
SJ = Simpsons Joke Book Supplement to Hero Illustrated
TC = Trading Card
AD = AfterDark(tm) Simpsons Screen Saver